Big careers. Tiny paws.
Your pet.
Unreasonably
qualified.
Turn one photo and three quick answers into your pet’s funniest professional profile. Corporate headshot. Absurd title. Absolutely no work ethic.
Free basic card. No subscription. All personality.
Sample job title
Open to treatsVP of Couch Operations
Specializing in strategic naps and unauthorized snack acquisition.
Our promise.
Not a sales pitch.
One photo. Three answers.
A free card made to share.
Optional upgrades. No subscription.
The onboarding process
Less paperwork.
More pawsonality.
They already run your house. Give them the credentials to match. Every profile makes their quirks the qualifications.
From bad habit to core competency
“Knocks things off tables” → “Director of Gravity Testing.”
Upload your star employee.
One pet photo. That's the entire headshot session. No blazer required.
Give us the office gossip.
Their name, species, and one bad habit. Stealing socks absolutely counts as a transferable skill.
Meet your newest executive.
AI turns their personality into a corporate headshot, ridiculous title, short bio, skills, and fictional coworker endorsements.
The office is imaginary. The ego is real.
“A visionary leader.
Mostly looking at birds.”
Sample fictional coworker endorsement
Built for the group chat.
Send their big promotion to friends, share it on your feed, or keep a clean HD version for yourself. Your pet supplies the face. Pawfile supplies the office lore.
Create their debutSmall price. Big promotion.
Start free. Go full executive.
One-time upgrades for pets with corner-office ambitions.
The basic card
Your shareable profile card, with a Pawfile URL watermark.
$0
The HD pack
A clean, high-resolution card plus three alternate job titles.
$7
Employee of the Month
A printable certificate. Finally, recognition for doing the bare minimum.
$15
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
Coming next: framed certificates, mugs, and desk nameplates, made to order through a print-on-demand partner. Physical merchandise is sold separately; prices and shipping will be shown before purchase.
A quick briefing
Before their first day.
The position is open.
Give your pet a job.
Not responsibilities.
Their next promotion starts with one photo. Make the basic card for free.
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